One-liners

[HomerJ]

Surely Sarina Wiegman is the solution to the England men’s team problem?

might as well cant be any worse

 

[TonyCarter]

might as well cant be any worse

Well, at least she’s won something with an England team.

 

[HomerJ]

Well, at least she’s won something with an England team.

exactly cant be any worse

 

[HomerJ]

only in the US

 

[HomerJ]

ok so i thought of @AccidentalDenz when seeing this

 

[ubuysa]

Goldfish Cheddar cheese? Which marketing genius thought that name up?

 

[Martinr36]

Goldfish Cheddar cheese? Which marketing genius thought that name up?

Probably the same one who tried to palm this off as a Rolls Royce

 

[TonyCarter]

You must remember the Toyota iQ Aston Martin Cygnet...

They should really have offered this V8 version for the £30k cost of the 1.3VVTi version...

https://www.topgear.com/car-reviews/aston-martin/cygnet-v8

 

[ubuysa]

I love that fact that in the top picture, absolutely nobody is looking at the car!

 

[HomerJ]

I love that fact that in the top picture, absolutely nobody is looking at the car!

does he count

 

[HomerJ]

nice happy job there

 

[Paul1964]

nice happy job there

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They're not offering enough money for the grief you will be subjected to.

 

[AccidentalDenz]

They're not offering enough money for the grief you will be subjected to.

I have to agree!

 

[TonyCarter]

I had a very short stint as a 'Poll Tax Advisor'...where I had to go around houses in Liverpool to fill in forms for the recalcitrant residents who'd failed to complete them by a specific deadline.

I lasted less than 2 weeks.

 

[SpyderTracks]

nice happy job there

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There should be a significant personal danger bonus attached to that pay!

 

[HomerJ]

I had a very short stint as a 'Poll Tax Advisor'...where I had to go around houses in Liverpool to fill in forms for the recalcitrant residents who'd failed to complete them by a specific deadline.

I lasted less than 2 weeks.

that must have been an experience and a half

 

[HomerJ]

There should be a significant personal danger bonus attached to that pay!

homer could do it but would never find out where they shoved the clipboard

 

[TonyCarter]

that must have been an experience and a half

I'm thinking of claiming compo for the continuing effect it's had on my mental health

Strangely (or not), the next job I applied for was bomb disposal in the Army!

 

[Ekans2011]

There should be a significant personal danger bonus attached to that pay!

Black would gladly welcome the TV Licence Field Officer...

 

[SpyderTracks]

Black would gladly welcome the TV Licence Field Officer...

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Puppy!!!